It is also written in the stars that you will leave!
Aries:
When you introduce yourself to a group of six people in a pub at the age of 82, as you did when you were 34, when you bit everyone’s throat with one move. No, they don’t hit you in the brain, don’t worry, they just hit you in the gut!
Bull:
You shouldn’t eat so much…
Gemini:
At the age of 90, you can still see if you can hitchhike to India with a sausage in your pocket while the tax office is looking for you. The answer: no!
Cancer:
When you are sure that no one really loves you anymore, you simply decide to die.
Lion:
You never die! Yes, but!
Virgin:
You don’t pay attention for once. You eat something you shouldn’t have. That’s it!
Libra:
You can’t be alone, the end of a relationship probably means yours too, of course only when you’re very old.
Scorpio:
Only you know how and when you will die, but you can’t wait!
Sagittarius:
As long as you are in motion, you avoid death. Unfortunately, you will stop by accident!
Capricorn:
First they poison, then drown, then shoot. You’re still alive. But you won’t survive being hanged either.
Aquarius:
You’ll wonder what’s over there and set off…
